And the 2021 Game of the Year award goes to...
(struggles with envelope)
..c'mon, open, damn you...
(throws envelope on floor and hits with rock)
..there. "Throw Rocks at Shit: GOTY Edition"
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And, thus, the world was at peace. Following the game's inauguration as Game of the Year, the populace proceeded to no longer shit in oceans and lakes, protecting them from the colossus that is the tide of shit.
Afraid, the shit wave vacates the planet, returning to the hellscape from whence it came. Its family, witnessing its failure, casts the blob out.
The planet is now at peace, protected by a united force.